My Secret, Hidden Notebook

Good friend
Smart funny
A giant hilarious egg gut full of poison
part spider
particular about flies
and just how much poison to use at once
Good friend
rubs his hands together quickly
like a fly would
haha
that alone was worth being poisoned
a bare baloney face sideways
pointed sausage nose exposed that way
pretending to be a carrot
embarrassed of itself
saddened further because of it
good grief!
Great friend
the true friendless